UnBearable

Author's note: No fancy text this time. Why? 'Cause i want.

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Bonnie gulped, and entered the bear's office. The bear made him a gesture, and Bonnie sat in the chair.
"Did you want to see me, sir?"
"Yes. Bonnie, you see, i built this empire with my own BEAR hands, and what do you give me in exchange?"
"Did you just say-"
"Yep. I did. Bonnie, your coworkers describe you as UNBEARABLE. What do you say in your defense?"
"Fred, i-"
"Nevermind. Just go. Oh, and Bonnie, will you come to my place for the barbecue?. I will be called Bear Grills.
"Sure".

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Freddy was reading his newspaper, as he did all mornings, when, suddenly, Foxy came to him, screaming while on fire.
"Halp!Halp!"
"Ok." He extinguished the fire. "Now tell me, why were you trying to cosplay as Firefox?"
"As who?"
"No one."
"Thanks..."
"You really don't give a fux for what i say, right?"

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"What's wrong, Chica?. Said Foxy, worried with her."
"It's Bonnie, sometimes i think he doesn't carrot all."
"What?"
"You know... i feel like he is just somebunny that i used to know."
"Ok... Stop by there."

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"Foxy, be aware" Said Chica "I expect fowl play.
"you expect what?"
" Eggzactly what you heard, fowl play."

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-The End-